so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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