waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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