no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Randomize
