I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Randomize
