Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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