He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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