This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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