Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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