yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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