Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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