Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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