I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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