God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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