I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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