im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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