Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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