what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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