Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
where are my eyebrows?
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