So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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