I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
He did a backflip because drugs
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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