shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Randomize
