What tipped you off? The sombrero?
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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