He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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