he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
it glows. i had to have it.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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