So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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