I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you traded sex for a burrito?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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