I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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