maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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