that's an acceptable place to lick
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
you inspire me to be a worse person
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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