I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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