He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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