People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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