As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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