Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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