If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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