So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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