I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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