I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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