have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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