do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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