Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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