butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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