You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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