Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
handjob tips. give me some.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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