Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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