I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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