I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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