I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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