im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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