I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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