I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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